Burn Baby Burn! Hasbro Recalls Easy Bake Ovens
It's not often that I link stuff from MSNBC—aka, the real news—but this was way too good—err, way too horrible a tragedy to overlook.
About 985,000 Easy-Bake Ovens sold since last May have been recalled because children can get their hands or fingers caught in the oven’s opening, which poses an entrapment or burn hazard.
Watch out boys and girls, the oven's keepin' those delicious little fudge cakes and not you, not your parents, not God, not ANYBODY's gonna make it give them up! Sure, sad on the pudgy-fingered little kids who get their hands fried in their toys (I'm serious! Stop laughing!). But, pretty frackin' cool that the Bene Gesserit are in charge of the largest toy company in the world now! I can't wait to see the new Speak and Say with The Voice!
Lectric Lich
Posted to Tabletop Gaming on 6 February 2007
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I appreciate the reference, at least. Though, it would have been preferable if it were just the pic. Half the fun of making/getting a reference is feeling superior to those who don't get it, and leaving them cold, ignorant, and alone!