Top 10 Gayest Tabletop Characters: #5 Gotrek & Felix

5. Gotrek & Felix – Warhammer
Strong arms around your thighs, the feel of a three-foot-long beard against your chest, the smell of rot gut, there's a lot to recommend sharing the sheets with a dwarf. Just look at Gotrek & Felix, the Old World's odd couple. Gotrek's a suicidal slayer with a soft spot for blond boys, and Felix's a snappy dressing swordsman, smitten with the dwarf and chronicling their every adventure (how romantic!). Having travelled all over the wild Warhammer world, who knows what keeps their relationship fresh? Maybe it's a lucky, summer-winter match, maybe its the excitement of forbidden romance, or may dwarves are just the perfect height to... well, who knows. While I would have probably picked an elf for my demihuman romance, good on those guys! To each his own and the Old World be damned!

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