Elf Robs Lingerie Store

A 45-year-old Shadowrun player in what sounds like fabulous full costume held up a Northern Ireland lingerie store earlier this week.

A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.

Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Orchid shop in Belfast disguised in a wig, hat and glasses.

He told the court he had been involved in a role-playing game at the time, and his character was an elf named Beho.

The problem is that he said his character was a shaman. Obviously he should have rolled-up a rogue. You can read the full beautiful story right here.

[via BBC News]