Life's Hard in Fairyland

Just ask any fantasy roleplayer and they can tell you that life isn't all pixie dust and unicorn giggles in FANTASY LAND. Proving it, I just got my hands on a sheet of Stickman in Fairyland stickers, awesome and informative little reflective signs that warn of the dangers associated with any monster-related endeavor. You've got stickman being impaled by a unicorn, stickman being turned to stone by a medusa, stickman being drowned by a mermaid, stickman being melted by a fairy (now prominently stuck in my cube at work), and eight other methods of mythological murder that, strangely, correspond perfectly with the fatal ends of my last eight D&D characters.

You can check them out on the Archie McPhee website, a Seattle landmark that’s pretty much a kitsch amusement park, where—if you wait long enough—every awesome person in the universe will eventually pass by. In fact, if you come on out to Seattle, give me a ring, we'll meet up, go to Archie McPhee, buy an oil drum full of life-sized plastic mummies, and hit the clubs. Let it not be said that the undead don’t know how to have fun!