WOW Loot Cards: What are "Things That Don't Fly Well?"

Continuing to feed upteen-billion World of Warcraft players’ need for new stuff, Upper Deck has announced the new Loot cards for their March of the Legion expansion to the World of Warcraft CCG. This time around, lucky players (or fans of the MMO who invest a few hundred bucks in a case of booster boxes) have a chance to pick up an ultra rare Paper Airplane, Robotic Homing Chicken, or Kiting card, each of which translates into an item for characters online.

* The “Paper Airplane” card allows lucky Loot card holders to create their own paper airplane to utilize anywhere and anytime throughout their online session. Players will have a 50% chance of receiving a “Zeppelin” design, and a 50% chance of getting a “flying machine” design.
* The “Robotic Homing Chicken” card gives World of Warcraft MMORPG players their very own robotic pet chicken. Unlike most pets in the online game, each robotic chicken will come equipped with two massive rockets that will randomly shoot the robotic pet chicken in the air. The chicken will either explode in mid-air or will fall harmlessly back to the ground.
* The rarest card of the three Loot cards, the “Kiting” card will give Loot card owners a fun 3-D kite featuring one of the online game’s most iconic foes, Onyxia. Usable anytime throughout the online session, players can roam the grounds in the game with their flying kite in tow; at random intervals, the kite will be struck by lightning.

March of the Legion is due out later this month and you can check out the full press release on the Upper Deck website. While paper airplanes and kites are fine, I can't wait to hear how many WOW players get the ban hammer for mouthing off about their robot co—er... roosters.