VelvetDiceBag And The Quest For the DVDs!

Velvet Dice Bag has been on the air for nearly two whole days now! We're writing it, and more importantly you'rer reading it! So yay! Thanks for coming!
While we’d love to show our appreciation to all of you, we're just poor web zombies down in the GayGamer.net dungeon, so we've only got one treasure to give away. So we want to give it to the worthiest of you! Arcane locked away, in a room totally not full of pit traps, in one of three identical chests (two of which are completely Not mimics) I've hidden a DVD boxed set of Dungeons & Dragons: The Complete Animated Series. Oh yes, hours of Cavilier-Ranger-Tiamat-baby-unicorn action and adventure stolen from the past and brought to you! Along with lots of new stuff too, like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-style DVD game, radio show version of the final, unaired episode, official D&D stats for all the characters, a new D&D adventure, and black lotus extract! I mean... lots of stuff definitely not covered in contact poison.
But we can't make getting it too easy. There's a lot of you out there, so to even have a chance to win the set, we need to send you on an appropriately heroic quest, spanning the five corners of the GayGamer.net empire, Gaygamer, Homotron, Pop Sucker, and Pink Kryptonite. On your adventure you must seek out the answers to my questions four!
1) On which site does a writer use a D&D character as his avatar and who is that character?
2) Girls are to boys, what fembots are to __________.
3) Which writer on which site is cooler than you?
4) “I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so __________.”
Once you've uncovered these answers, all you have to do to is bring them back to me, sending them to Lectriclich@gaygamer.net along with your name, mailing address, and e-mail address before Friday November 16th at midnight. After that, we'll choose one submitter at random and announce the winner on Monday the 18th, sending them off their box of vintage D&D goodness. It's that easy!
So thanks again for visiting! Now off with you adventurer! Your quest begins!






Uh, can we talk about the name of the blog? I love tabletop gaming from a gay perspective, but I think the blog's name is icky.
What? Your first dice bag wasn't a Crown Royale bag?
I think appreciation of Velvet Dicebag could be a matter of geek factor. I got the Crown Royal reference immediately. And innuendo-laden title for a GayGamer spawn fits ... like a glove. By the way, did they even announce you guys going live? Someone needs to go teabag one of the queens in the castle and get some public recognition... or humiliation, if that's your thing.