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Predict What's Coming In Shadowmoor

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Today marks the launch of the Shadowmoor Orb of Insight, a little flash program in which you can predict what's coming in the next set of Magic: the Gathering. The way it works? Enter a word, any word, and it tells you how many times the word appears in the set.

Here are some interesting finds by people on TCGPlayer, including two that intrigue me most of all:

Scarecrow: 38

-1/-1: 86

The flavour of this set is becoming clear. But there's another shocking development:

Gay: 0
Queer: 0
Lesbian: 0
Transgendered: 0
Drag: 0
Fabulousness: 0
HawtManOnManAction: 0

After the flamingness that was Lorwyn (so much Rebecca Guay!), this looks to be a mighty bigoted step backwards. For shame, Wizards! -1/-1 to fabulousness, that's what you deserve!

4 Comments

CJG said:

Not only that:

Unicorn: 0

Fairy: 0

Velvet: 0

All is not lost though...

Queen: 2

_Acedian_ said:

Rofl guys ^_^

I did some searches of my own...Only to lead me longer in doubt about Shadowmoor. The set should be amazing what with Lorwyn going all twisted and dark heh.

_Acedian_ said:

Hey, this just in Magic nerds! A few cards have been leaked already! If you don't care about being surprised head over to

http://mtgsalvation.com/shadowmoor-spoiler.html

EndertheDogboy said:

Ok seriously. Take some things into account. You play fucking magic. This gives you about a 70% chance of being fat and 75% chance of not having a girlfriend and an 80% chance of being a complete loser (exceptions of course exist) But saying something is gay because of paintings. SHE'S making money and SHE has a life. You just pretend to matter by playing with expensive peices of paper. You probably can't even make a winning deck without a bunch of rares. But seriously after being called 'gay' all through high school by the losers at your school, you'd think you wouldn't be so hypocritical to use it on somebody who did nothing but try to help continue your ongoing fantasy that you matter. Magic is a game. Rebecca Guay is a good painter. You're a hypocritical tool.

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